Condom Brand Launches Album Full Of Sex-Themed Songs Like ‘I Touched A Penis’1 min read

Condom brand Trojan has a sexy spokesperson ‘Trojan Man’ whom it deems to be the emblem of modern masculinity.

Just in time for 21 December which is branded the “Longest Night of the Year,” Trojan decided to team up with advertising agency 72andSunny to release The Big Sexy Album displaying ‘Trojan Man’s’ amazing chords while singing sex positive songs about intimate stuff.

The album consists of six sex-themed songs. One of the tracks is titled I Touched a Penis Today, tells ‘Trojan Man’s’ encounter with “a fleshy and weird” organ which he described “isn’t all that smart.”

Other songs include C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S, an ode to “the part that she likes best,” and a track titled I Won’t Go Bareback, which lyrics include “I love to love you. I’m a love maniac. I’ll do anything for you. But I won’t go bareback.”

Created for those who love seeking sensual advice through catchy beats, The Big Sexy Album is set to drop on 17 December ensuring you and your partner will have the best time of your lives.

[via LBB Online, opening image via trojanbrandcondoms]